Privacy policy? You expected a privacy policy on a site that doesn’t have ads, doesn’t have affiliate links, doesn’t sell your data (what data?) to others?

Let’s be clear: Here be no cookies. No embeds. No tracking devices. No analytics. No one’s trying to sell you anything. I don’t really care if you even read anything, as this is just cathartic for me. I suppose my server has to create log files that contain a bunch of IP numbers in it that have potentially useful information in it, but good lord, who looks at those? Since my server provider loves to keep moving functions around in the hosting panel so that I have to relearn everything every six months, I’m not even sure I know where those log files are any more.

I’m also not sure why you’re still reading this… You have my assurance that I know nothing about you and don’t really want to know anything about you. Just like you know (almost) nothing about me. I’m certainly not going to be able to sell nothing to someone else, so relax. Yay! Anonomous Internet!

And hey EU regulators: chillax dudes.