I mocked the people I worked with (and for). I kept Silicon Valley guessing as to my identity for years. My humor kept people in technology laughing, often at themselves. Yet at the core of my writings lay truths. Sometimes hard truths no one wanted to admit to, sometimes light-hearted truths that were just fun to read. When I went silent, others tried to take my place, but none ever matched me.

Like Arnold once promised he’d do, I be back, ready to poke at bigger topics and bigger fish. Not everything in my writings is perfectly true, but like all sarcasm and humor, truths bubble beneath the words I wield.

If you enjoy my work, by all means come back for more (and make sure your RSS feed is set to the Blog page). If you don't like what I write, then go away and don't come back. It's really as simple as that.